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Dear Nicolas Fucking Cage, Yr Ma Favorite.
I love Nicolas Cage. He’s my favorite actor. I’m not fucking kidding and I’m certainly not being “ironic.” I’m sure many people share my feelings (he can be quite the box office draw), but I haven’t...
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The Movie Secretariat Can S*ck a Big Horse C*ck
Ahhhh, the nobility of the races. What a crock of shit. When I was a kid, long before I became a hippie-pinko-commie-vegan, the first thing I ever decided on my own was that I didn’t like horse...
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BLAMMOS hearts XMAS
My band BLAMMOS has a semi-bi-annual tradition of releasing Holiday music. And this year we are proud to announce the release of our 2010 Seasonal Single: It’s Christmas Everywhere (except in my...
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This video of my hero, Nicolas Fucking Cage, shows him doing what he does best: screaming brilliant nonsense at the top of his lungs with such wild abandon it sends chills down our collective spines....
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The Thing I Used to Like is Better Than the Thing People Like Now
[Editor’s Note: This article is clearly inspired by my recent Facebook rants about new bands like The Pains of Being Pure at Heart and Silversun Pickups. Also, it pretty much captures my feelings...
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Before there was BLAMMOS… there was The Lazy Songwriter.
When I lived in Burlington VT, back in late fall 2000, I bought a 4-track cassette recorder with my roommate Tyler Bolles. The plan was to start recording some stuff and get some ideas going. I...
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Not-So Scholarly Works I Would Like to Produce
Above: E-40, the Bay Area’s greatest (living) rapper Art of the Freakout: The Advanced Acting Technique of Nicolas Cage The Vegan Cookbook for Anti-Foodies “I Got A Mirror in My Pocket and I Practice...
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Happy Strange Angels Day!
Today is 9/11. Which sounds vaguely familiar… you know what else today is? The release of the new record by Strange Angels, the recording project of Arthur Leon Adams III and Casey Hades Rae. And...
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